Ohmigosh have you missed me? I know, it's been forever.
I have more to to write, but I thought you should be aware of the following, as it is a clear sign that I am officially unable to retain information as I get older.
I lost my car at the mall during lunch. No f-ing kidding Husband. Then I found it. After 20 minutes and continous use of my car alarm.
If this continues, rest assured that we will most likely have more in common as men often cannot remember anything.