Husband:
Seriously. Went to swanky jewelry shop opening last week and am v. sick of your continued absence.
Will you please meet me in time for any future swanky store openings so as to shower me with love and presents and prevent me from showering myself with champagne in corner while other people happily shop and canoodle? Hmph.
Not very happy today, Husband,
Me
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