So Many Imposters

9/7/07

Dear Husband,

Did you come into my work today?
Did you recognize me when we were introduced?

If it is you, Husband, I think you're currently dating someone. But go easy on her when you break up with her for me. She'll understand when she meets *her* real husband someday.

I also thought I saw you at the gym during the lunch hour. Do you look like Jake Ryan Husband? You know, from Sixteen Candles?

The only problem was when I saw you resting between sets, you were...well, you were "jamming" to your iPod.
Like, in public.

And...I just don't think you would do that.